![]() Unless a lesbian sheds that I don’t like.” - Sophia Frankly, I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat. She happens to like girls instead of guys. “Grandma Hollingsworth always said I was a little flighty… or was it a little floozy?” - Blanche.She just doesn’t like to show it.” - Dorothy “It’s like life is a giant weenie roast, and I’m the biggest weenie!” - Rose.“Condoms, Rose! Condoms, condoms, condoms!” - Dorothy.“Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad, and still look so good?” - Blanche.“After 80, every year without a headstone is a milestone!” - Sophia.It was at least 24 hours before I cut the crotches out of all his slacks.” - Dorothy “Oh, I remember when Stanley told me he was having an affair. ![]() I take a while to warm up, but once I get going, I can turn your topsoil till the cows come home.” - Rose “I know I look square, but I’m like my father’s tractor.“No one in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist…except of course, when they were institutionalized!” - Blanche.“Excuse me Rose, have I given any indication at all that I care?” - Sophia.“No! No, I will not have a nice day!” - Dorothy.When I was a little girl one summer we had a terrible thunderstorm…” - Rose I guess it’s the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful woman.” - Blanche ![]()
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